The World's Best Christmas Cookie Recipe

A friend sent this recipe to me and I guarantee it will get results:

Ingredients:

1/2 Cup of Water

1 Cup Flour

1 tsp Baking Soda

1 Cup of Sugar

1 tsp Salt

1 Cup of Brwn. Sugar

1 tsp Lemon Juice

4 Large Eggs

1 Cup of Nuts

2 Cups of Dried Fruit

1 Bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila

• Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, poor one cup and DRINK.

• Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again

• .At this point, it's best to make sure the Cuervo(Tequila) is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

• Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin fruit off the floor...

• Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

• Sample the Cuervo again to check for tonsistinsee.

• Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or flour o! r something. Who giveshz a sheet..

• Check the Jose Cuervo. Now, shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts for pitz. What? You know what I meant....

• Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar. Greash the oven.

• Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

• Don't foget to beat off the turner

• Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS