You'll Get a Kick Out of This

My sister-in-law, who always looks and acts like a real lady, recently locked herself out of the house. She briefly contemplated breaking in the front door, a wood and beveled and etched glass beauty. She decided her husband might not appreciate that so she rethought her position. She kicked in the cellar door. She said it felt so good that she recommends that everyone kick in a door at least once in their lifetime.